asgardreid

asgardreid:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

17000dollars:

for $17,000 you could buy all* the parts necessary for this computer. This computer has

  • 64 GB of RAM
  • a 1 TB solid state drive
  • 4 of one of the most powerful video cards on the market
  • 3 31.5”, 4k resolution flatscreen monitors to surround you with visual beauty (or multiple different dashboards, take your pick)
  • the most powerful CPU on the market, which can easily be pushed beyond its manufactured limits with the help of a water cooling system
  • a keyboard, touchpad, and mouse
  • 6 speakers and a separate sound card to control all of them
  • a power supply that draws 1500 watts of power to control everything
  • enough money left over to buy plenty of games to play on it

*power bill, internet bill, and comfy ball pit computer chair not included in $17k estimate, but the rather shocking $4 shipping is

Those specs are gonna make me come

Okay but can it summon things from between the stars?

computer porn. but not in the way you think.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

monobeartheater:

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

and dicks are not

dicks get nasty clean that shit