for $17,000 you could buy all* the parts necessary for this computer. This computer has

  • 64 GB of RAM
  • a 1 TB solid state drive
  • 4 of one of the most powerful video cards on the market
  • 3 31.5”, 4k resolution flatscreen monitors to surround you with visual beauty (or multiple different dashboards, take your pick)
  • the most powerful CPU on the market, which can easily be pushed beyond its manufactured limits with the help of a water cooling system
  • a keyboard, touchpad, and mouse
  • 6 speakers and a separate sound card to control all of them
  • a power supply that draws 1500 watts of power to control everything
  • enough money left over to buy plenty of games to play on it

*power bill, internet bill, and comfy ball pit computer chair not included in $17k estimate, but the rather shocking $4 shipping is

Those specs are gonna make me come

Okay but can it summon things from between the stars?

computer porn. but not in the way you think.




repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

and dicks are not

dicks get nasty clean that shit